Wichi Dude

DID YOU KNOW...

And I'm sure you might not, so I'm here to tell you.  Catchy start, isn't it?

I was having problems with the printer yesterday.  Printed an e-mail and the letterhead came out all wonky.  So, I did a test print and it came out all wonky as well.  Oh-kaaay.  Time to change the print cartridge.

WAS IT ARSON, OR INTERNAL COMBUSTION

Or, should I say, intestinal combustion?

The paper carried a story about $300,000 worth of smoked stools.  That is 250 toasted toilets that went up in smoke.  From "porta-potties" to "pyrotechnic-potties".

They ruled out "Act-of-God" pretty quickly.  Seems plastic doesn't attract lightning very well.  But it's not sitting well with the owners that now have to replace the melted muckers.

The investigators are going with the theory that it was arson.  Seems a section of fencing was removed for construction reasons and that allowed easy access to the companies assets.

Just goes to prove, glass houses or not, you have to be careful when you stow thrones.

"Brick houses are better" happens.

WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT

I fire off a flare and the silly things came back.  The post didn't even have time to cool off and "BLAM", they were there.

They're either messing with me, or I have them well trained.

Care to comment?

Weird happens.

UMMMM, ANYONE SEEN MY BLOG LATELY?

It seems to have disappeared.  I can see the post I did for the last couple days "internally"  But they are gone.  Not showing up on the site when I try to bring them up.  I know they are still out there somewhere.

If anyone finds them...please send them home.  They are missed.

Abandonment happens.

NEVERMORE

Quoth the Raven.  Funny, I really don't have an appropriate category to put this one in except "Weird".

Dudette called from work the other night to tell me she was on the way home.  That is my cue to start her much needed ( believe me, I don't mess around with her before she gets her...) coffee.  It isn't all that hard.  It's a one cup machine and quick to set up.

So, in no time, the maker was making all the rude noises they are prone to, and the house was filling up with the wonderful aroma of fresh brewed.

And the phone rings,

YOU JUST CAN'T PLAN FOR SOME THINGS

By the time you finish reading this, you will probably wonder why I posted it under weird. It's there because it fits best.

FUNNY STORY sort of

A person Dudette knows through work was visiting New York on business recently. This lady does this on a regular basis. This time she told Dudette how she got to be a guest of the NYPD for an hour and a half.

On her latest expedition, when leaving wherever it is she goes, instead of turning one way, she turned the other. She has been there many times and decided to go sightseeing. After driving around for a while, she found a nice looking little bar and stopped in.

SAY WHAT?

I'm a little late in getting this one out. I read this in Friday's newspaper and had to read it more than once.

This man was initially charged with second-degree murder. Instead, HE pleaded no contest to murdering his common-law wife, a greater charge.

UNIONIZATION?

Headline of the local paper, "Voters May Rule On Gay Unions".

"Gay Unions?" They want to Unionize?

Without even reading the article, I found this to be laughable. A vote will be taken to determine Gay Unions. Like they are going to go on strike for better, WHAT?

My weird and humorous mind went into overdrive coming up with many NON-PC possibilities. I would take the time to put some of my thoughts down but I am afraid I would offend some of my friends and family.

Not to mention being tarred with KY and feathered with boas.

Parting thought, what would they call this Union? Think about it.

Silliness happens.

A DEFINITION OF BOGIE

I was checking out the Encyclopedia Mythica and ran across the description of what a bogie is.

I don't know if this would be concidered complimentary, or not to Bogie . I guess you'll have to read it and decide for yourself. It is worth reading.

I think billy should be able to do 500 - 1000 words on this one without trying.

A lot of interesting articles on this site. It is definetly worth checking out. Especially if you enjoy mythology and folklore.