Not a very catchy title, but if you have a sense of humor and a vivid imagination, read more. (courtesy of CK. it's her story, *retold* with only a touch of artistic license)
For those who don't know, CK is a nurse at a Care Facility. She loves her residents dearly, but some of the stories she shares call for a "monitor/nasal passage alert", no matter where you are at the time of hearing them.
Ck told us they have a new Doc on board. He likes using Homeopathic remedies when possible. And the Doc set up some new routines for a fair number of patients. The only problem was, the quantity of supplies (one each for every resident checked...no cross contamination allowed here) meant one of the nurses had to go shopping. They didn't have everything, and what they DID have, they didn't have enough of on hand in the Facility.
When the nurse came back from shopping, she had a LARGE bag of stuff. She also had some rosy cheeks. When questioned about her appearance, she merely said she would never be able to shop at this major retailer again after the look the check-out person gave her. She then dumped the contents of the bag out...
*imagine being in line at a major retailer, wearing scrubs, and THIS is what comes down the conveyor...*
Yeah. That WOULD look just a little peculiar. I told CK if it had been me, after getting "the look" from check-out, I'd have said, "I'm having a party this weekend. Wanna come to it?" I'm telling you, you can't make this stuff up. BTW...ALL this stuff...is for treating different foot problems. Homeopathic's happens.
Foot problems? Who knew?? This is strange, funny, and a nice peak into life in a home!! :-)
Posted by: martie | November 30, 2008 at 03:25 PM