Is the only way to describe this happening.
This is an actual conversation. The guilty will not be named to protect the humor. But it would make a really good commercial. In fact, I think I will.
And now, here is my version.
The cell phone rings, and the woman answers it.
Woman: Hello.
Voice: Hey, Hot MAMA!
*long pause with baffled look on face* W: (confused) John?
*several moments of dead silence* V: (sheepishly)Who is this?
W: Your mother. (in a voice only a mother can use)
V: (trying to recover) Oh! Hi Ma. Hey, I don't always talk to my friends that way......
Cell phone with all the gadgets and speed dial: $200
Carry case with belt clip: $50
Ear bud and microphone: $15
Speed dialing your mom instead of your girlfriend: Pryceless
Actual happenings happen.
I would laugh but I have done it on more than one occasion. I have called you instead of Chew. I have also called work instead of home. So I am just as guilty as the next person. But, yes, it would make for a great commercial.
Posted by: CK | April 19, 2006 at 01:39 PM