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December 01, 2003

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...oh for goodness sake do I have to explain everything to you?...
...right, there are three stages of learning - concrete, iconic and symbolic...concrete means you have to have it in your hands (a keyboard), iconic means you understand pictures (your monitor), symbolic means it is a concept (the internet)...the internet doesn't actually exist - it's a lie to explain government spending, as in : what did the govt. spend my taxes on this year?...organising the 'net, connecting people to the 'net, passing laws about the 'net...it doesn't exist!!!...
...however, because I like you I will tell you how to find it :^)...first crawl into one of your socks, then get your wife to put you in the washing machine (still in the sock), stay in the sock through a *whole* wash cycle (preferably non-colourfast-cotton)...if you are lucky the sock you are in will disappear through the cracks of normality and escape to the world-of-lost-socks...once there, leave the sock - run past the-world-of-lost-keys, ignore the-world-of-this-season-my-team-will-win and head straight for the-world-of-government-expenditure (this might be called the-world-of-lies on old atlases)...on the left (just past free-health-care but before the-electric-car) you should find the internet...enjoy it, I here they serve a decent cup of coffee in the internet cafe :^)...

Ah, billy. It is always refreshing to get a simple explaination to a tricky question. Thank you. *someone get the butterfly net...I think we have him cornered*

Billy's explaination fits as well as anything else I've heard. Now that I know where all the lost socks are (is lost underwear in the same general area?), maybe I can get WS to volunteer in retrieving them. I just have to make sure he stays away from the Internet, because he would probably break it!

You know, I always thought the dryer ate the socks. The lint trap was to catch the remains for a proper burial.

Thanks for the lucidity, Billy. As my Hunky Husband would ask, "What color is the sky in your world, Billy?"

...dunno what colour the sky is - they don't let me out of my box during daylight hours :^)...

A wise thing, you might see your shadow and then winter would last longer. (It's a colony thing.)

It can't be the dryer that eats socks (although that is a common misconception). We are missing socks on a regular basis and we only have a washer, not a dryer.

Gotta be the spin cycle messing with the space-time continuum thing.

...try changing your dylithium crystals cap'in :^)...

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