Wichi Dude

NEXT, IT'S TAXES

Got a nice little letter today in the mail.  It was from a local cemetery.  (that should tell you something)

MOM, YOU'RE NEXT

If you missed it, there was a strange news story in the last week.  The person used a "direction" application on their phone...

IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD, THE LATEST TREND

in intimate fashion accessorizing is "Vajazzling".  If you're out of the know, read below (no pun intended).

TODAY'S PHRASES AND DEVICES

In the recent past, new phrases have popped up for describing men.  (NO!  These are not new swear words.  Don't get excited.)  They are words for describing them getting in touch with their "other" side.  (You'll figure that one out soon enough.)

STAT SPIKE

WOW!  Someone in the UK is spiking my stats.  Just looking and not commenting or leaving spam (which is good).  Apparently got here looking for some group or band member.  No one I know, or ever wrote about.  Can't explain it, but the numbers are nice.  Been a long time since I saw those kinds of numbers...like never.

Hope they find what they're looking for.

Mysteries happen.

DOTHVN

The Care facility that CK works at is Religious based.  As in, run by the church.  Not a bad thing, till this happens...

"RANDOM THOUGHT"

That statement came up earlier today during a "zone-out" period in a conversation.  And it made me think...(how apropos)

WANTED

I was IM'ing with a friend not too long ago (yes, after getting the new comp up and running - sort of...but that's another post coming).  Along the bottom is a message "crawler" and it pops up with, "CHRISTIAN SINGLES WANTED!"

Wanted??  Wanted for WHAT?  And do they need a lawyer?  What possible thing could they be wanted for?  Not being married and repopulating the earth?

Or...are they like Kraffft Cheeze Singles and come individually wrapped?  Maybe they aren't "wrapped" tight enough...one never knows, does one?

Then it hit me...

WHAT'S WRONG...

CK always comes around with a story that makes us laugh.

OVER-HEARD-S

Sometimes you say/ hear things that bear repeating.  Even if they aren't yours.